was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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