I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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