But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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