the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I miss vodka workout Fridays
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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