On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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