so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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