Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
BRING THE BAGELS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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