Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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