I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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