My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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