I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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