chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
