doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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