He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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