Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Nicole vs. Life
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
