I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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