my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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