Three words: puerto rican gang bang
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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