Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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