My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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