its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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