No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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