whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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