Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She even gives head with a lisp.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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