covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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