I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If I die, sorry about rent.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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