My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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