I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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