love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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