I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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