I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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