It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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