Having a random hookup so left but love u
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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