Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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