My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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