Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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