jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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