do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Randomize
