Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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