Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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