why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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