I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
