What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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