whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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