The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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