Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Hippo gnu deer
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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