Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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