Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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