Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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(503): View more from Oregon

hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon

(1-503): View more from Oregon

all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis

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(319): View more from Iowa

went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.

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(518): View more from New York

I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide

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(407): View more from Florida

Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

did she buy you pizza?

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(416): View more from Toronto

Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.

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(416): View more from Toronto

What'd I miss?

(647): View more from Ontario

Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.

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