In the future we'll all be gay
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
