I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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