BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Do vagina's smell?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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